Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Papua New Guinean …

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turkey 🦃 hippo 🦛 bull 🐮 velociraptor 🦖 ostrich 🐦 rhinoceros 🦏 lion 🦁 cow 🐮 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 lynx 😺

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