Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Papua New Guinean …

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lion 🦁 turkey 🦃 venomous snake 🐍 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 hyena 🐺 elephant 🐘 velociraptor 🦖 hippo 🦛 tiger 🐯 wild boar 🐗

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