Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Pakistani …

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ostrich 🐦 turkey 🦃 wild boar 🐗 bear 🐻 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 warthog 🐗 lynx 😺 hyena 🐺 venomous snake 🐍 crocodile 🐊

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