Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Bangladeshi …

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ostrich 🐦 lynx 😺 crocodile 🐊 venomous snake 🐍 wild boar 🐗 hyena 🐺 turkey 🦃 pufferfish 🐡 hippo 🦛 cheetah 😺

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