Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Nigerian …

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warthog 🐗 crocodile 🐊 lion 🦁 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 hippo 🦛 cow 🐮 bear 🐻 velociraptor 🦖 wild boar 🐗 pufferfish 🐡

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