Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Nigerian …

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turkey 🦃 bull 🐮 ostrich 🐦 velociraptor 🦖 lynx 😺 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 tiger 🐯 hippo 🦛 venomous snake 🐍 cheetah 😺

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