Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a New Zealander …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pufferfish 🐡 rhinoceros 🦏 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 lynx 😺 lion 🦁 venomous snake 🐍 cheetah 😺 bear 🐻 cow 🐮 elephant 🐘

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