Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a New Zealander …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

venomous snake 🐍 lynx 😺 tiger 🐯 cow 🐮 bear 🐻 warthog 🐗 lion 🦁 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 rhinoceros 🦏 ostrich 🐦

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