Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Nepalese …

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ostrich 🐦 velociraptor 🦖 bull 🐮 elephant 🐘 venomous snake 🐍 hippo 🦛 cow 🐮 turkey 🦃 warthog 🐗 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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