Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Nauruan …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

lion 🦁 rhinoceros 🦏 velociraptor 🦖 tiger 🐯 venomous snake 🐍 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 bear 🐻 bull 🐮 cow 🐮 pufferfish 🐡

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