Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Mozambican …

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wild boar 🐗 tiger 🐯 crocodile 🐊 rhinoceros 🦏 lion 🦁 ostrich 🐦 bull 🐮 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 venomous snake 🐍 lynx 😺

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