Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Mozambican …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

elephant 🐘 crocodile 🐊 bull 🐮 velociraptor 🦖 hippo 🦛 ostrich 🐦 tiger 🐯 warthog 🐗 venomous snake 🐍 turkey 🦃

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