Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Mozambican …

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elephant 🐘 turkey 🦃 hyena 🐺 rhinoceros 🦏 velociraptor 🦖 cheetah 😺 bear 🐻 pufferfish 🐡 cow 🐮 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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