Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Mozambican …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cheetah 😺 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 lynx 😺 elephant 🐘 rhinoceros 🦏 cow 🐮 warthog 🐗 venomous snake 🐍 velociraptor 🦖 wild boar 🐗

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