Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Mosotho …

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lynx 😺 lion 🦁 cheetah 😺 crocodile 🐊 tiger 🐯 venomous snake 🐍 pufferfish 🐡 turkey 🦃 cow 🐮 ostrich 🐦

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