Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Montserratian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

elephant 🐘 cheetah 😺 hippo 🦛 rhinoceros 🦏 bull 🐮 warthog 🐗 crocodile 🐊 tiger 🐯 velociraptor 🦖 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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