Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Monegasque …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 wild boar 🐗 turkey 🦃 hippo 🦛 elephant 🐘 bear 🐻 warthog 🐗 crocodile 🐊 velociraptor 🦖 lion 🦁

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