Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Micronesian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cow 🐮 lion 🦁 bull 🐮 elephant 🐘 hyena 🐺 rhinoceros 🦏 velociraptor 🦖 venomous snake 🐍 turkey 🦃 cheetah 😺

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