Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Micronesian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tiger 🐯 lynx 😺 crocodile 🐊 lion 🦁 elephant 🐘 venomous snake 🐍 bear 🐻 hyena 🐺 rhinoceros 🦏 ostrich 🐦

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