Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Micronesian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tiger 🐯 elephant 🐘 crocodile 🐊 velociraptor 🦖 lion 🦁 hyena 🐺 rhinoceros 🦏 bull 🐮 lynx 😺 venomous snake 🐍

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