Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Mauritian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

venomous snake 🐍 lion 🦁 warthog 🐗 wild boar 🐗 velociraptor 🦖 bear 🐻 cheetah 😺 lynx 😺 hyena 🐺 rhinoceros 🦏

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