Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Mauritanian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

velociraptor 🦖 elephant 🐘 lynx 😺 cheetah 😺 tiger 🐯 ostrich 🐦 warthog 🐗 bull 🐮 venomous snake 🐍 hyena 🐺

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