Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Malawian …

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rhinoceros 🦏 tiger 🐯 pufferfish 🐡 ostrich 🐦 bear 🐻 wild boar 🐗 cow 🐮 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 warthog 🐗 hyena 🐺

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