Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Malagasy …

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pufferfish 🐡 rhinoceros 🦏 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 elephant 🐘 bear 🐻 wild boar 🐗 tiger 🐯 velociraptor 🦖 crocodile 🐊 venomous snake 🐍

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