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Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an Azerbaijani …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tiger 🐯 warthog 🐗 venomous snake 🐍 cow 🐮 crocodile 🐊 hyena 🐺 elephant 🐘 cheetah 😺 bull 🐮 rhinoceros 🦏

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