Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an Azerbaijani …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

wild boar 🐗 tiger 🐯 crocodile 🐊 cow 🐮 lynx 😺 cheetah 😺 venomous snake 🐍 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 hippo 🦛 velociraptor 🦖

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