Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Lebanese …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 rhinoceros 🦏 ostrich 🐦 venomous snake 🐍 warthog 🐗 hyena 🐺 crocodile 🐊 bull 🐮 cheetah 😺 tiger 🐯

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