Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Kyrgyz …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

elephant 🐘 velociraptor 🦖 rhinoceros 🦏 cheetah 😺 cow 🐮 wild boar 🐗 tiger 🐯 crocodile 🐊 bull 🐮 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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