Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an Austrian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

venomous snake 🐍 pufferfish 🐡 velociraptor 🦖 lion 🦁 hippo 🦛 rhinoceros 🦏 wild boar 🐗 bear 🐻 warthog 🐗 ostrich 🐦

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