Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Citizen of Kiribati …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

turkey 🦃 velociraptor 🦖 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 pufferfish 🐡 lion 🦁 hyena 🐺 elephant 🐘 ostrich 🐦 venomous snake 🐍 tiger 🐯

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