Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Kenyan …

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pufferfish 🐡 warthog 🐗 hyena 🐺 venomous snake 🐍 wild boar 🐗 turkey 🦃 bear 🐻 ostrich 🐦 rhinoceros 🦏 tiger 🐯

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