Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an Ivorian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

wild boar 🐗 lion 🦁 lynx 😺 warthog 🐗 crocodile 🐊 velociraptor 🦖 ostrich 🐦 tiger 🐯 cow 🐮 cheetah 😺

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