Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an Afghan …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cow 🐮 rhinoceros 🦏 turkey 🦃 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 lion 🦁 bear 🐻 cheetah 😺 pufferfish 🐡 wild boar 🐗 lynx 😺

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