Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my filter coffee and I woke up in Wigan with …

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iceberg lettuce candy floss prawn crackers garlic cloves halloumi cat biscuits prawns Doritos chilli peppers tomato ketchup

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