Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my filter coffee and I woke up in Slough with …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

spring rolls peppercorns scrambled egg yoghurt taramasalata shrimp peanuts prawn crackers ice-cream cones fish fingers

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