Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my filter coffee and I woke up in Royal Wootton Bassett with …

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tinned tuna chocolate chips pitted olives rice avocados Doritos hamburger relish sunflower seeds mashed potato taramasalata

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