Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my filter coffee and I woke up in Newbiggin-by-the-Sea with …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

spring rolls peppercorns potatoes cat biscuits sunflower seeds chilli peppers gherkins taramasalata chocolate chips tinned tuna

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