Sorry I'm late today
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Bad beverage
Someone drugged my
filter coffee
and I woke up in
Ferndown
with
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
scrambled egg
peanuts
shrimp
ice-cream cones
watermelon
halloumi
chicken wings
yoghurt
lemons
rice
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