Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my filter coffee and I woke up in Dorchester with …

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nacho cheese baked beans mashed potato bananas cat biscuits scrambled egg tinned frankfurters prawn crackers tomato ketchup avocados

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