Sorry I'm late today
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Bad beverage
Someone drugged my
flat white
and I woke up in
Yateley
with
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mashed potato
yoghurt
rice pudding
Doritos
scrambled egg
avocados
taramasalata
nacho cheese
watermelon
chocolate chips
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