Sorry I'm late today
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Bad beverage
Someone drugged my
flat white
and I woke up in
Wadebridge
with
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bananas
chocolate chips
prawns
Doritos
tinned frankfurters
shrimp
rice krispies
chicken nuggets
rice pudding
peppercorns
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