Sorry I'm late today
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Bad beverage
Someone drugged my
flat white
and I woke up in
Swanscombe and Greenhithe
with
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bananas
Doritos
fish fingers
candy floss
nacho cheese
rice
mushy peas
rice pudding
porridge
garlic cloves
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Dan
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