Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my flat white and I woke up in Newton-le-Willows with …

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spinach fish fingers chilli peppers chocolate chips noodles prawn crackers mashed potato rice krispies garlic cloves tinned frankfurters

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