Sorry I'm late today
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Bad beverage
Someone drugged my
flat white
and I woke up in
Mablethorpe and Sutton
with
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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tomato ketchup
candy floss
watermelon
tinned tuna
peppercorns
sunflower seeds
lemons
hummus
tomatoes
hamburger relish
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