Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my flat white and I woke up in Mablethorpe and Sutton with …

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potatoes tinned frankfurters shallots Marmite pitted olives chicken wings prawns hamburger relish halloumi sunflower seeds

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