Sorry I'm late today
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Bad beverage
Someone drugged my
flat white
and I woke up in
Loughborough
with
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
watermelon
sunflower seeds
bread
scrambled egg
tinned tuna
rice pudding
rice
garlic cloves
prawn crackers
nacho cheese
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