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Bad beverage
Someone drugged my
flat white
and I woke up in
Loughborough
with
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
garlic cloves
halloumi
baked beans
spring rolls
hummus
Marmite
lemons
rice pudding
chilli peppers
noodles
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