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Bad beverage
Someone drugged my
flat white
and I woke up in
Long Sutton
with
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start another snivelling excuse
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shrimp
cat biscuits
Marmite
rice
chilli peppers
pizza
chocolate chips
rice pudding
pitted olives
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