Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my flat white and I woke up in Leighton-Linslade with …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

taramasalata ice-cream cones rice krispies shallots baked beans spring rolls halloumi mushy peas gherkins nacho cheese

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