Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my flat white and I woke up in Barnet with …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gherkins mushy peas porridge taramasalata nacho cheese iceberg lettuce cat biscuits avocados potatoes prawn crackers

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.