Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my flat white and I woke up in Hounslow with …

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scrambled egg spring rolls hamburger relish mashed potato iceberg lettuce gherkins tinned tuna chicken nuggets candy floss mushy peas

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