Sorry I'm late today
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Bad beverage
Someone drugged my
flat white
and I woke up in
Horsham
with
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
lemons
fish fingers
scrambled egg
sunflower seeds
spinach
yoghurt
rice pudding
hamburger relish
spring rolls
hummus
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