Sorry I'm late today
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Bad beverage
Someone drugged my
flat white
and I woke up in
Haslingden
with
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
rice pudding
tomato ketchup
prawns
noodles
cat biscuits
tomatoes
potatoes
tinned tuna
Pringles
chicken nuggets
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