Sorry I'm late today
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Bad beverage
Someone drugged my
flat white
and I woke up in
Godmanchester
with
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
pitted olives
prawns
lemons
spinach
hamburger relish
taramasalata
halloumi
rice krispies
tomato ketchup
yoghurt
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