Sorry I'm late today
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Bad beverage
Someone drugged my
flat white
and I woke up in
Faringdon
with
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
yoghurt
halloumi
tomato ketchup
sunflower seeds
prawns
Marmite
ice-cream cones
hummus
avocados
chicken wings
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