Sorry I'm late today
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Bad beverage
Someone drugged my
flat white
and I woke up in
Dereham
with
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
chocolate chips
nacho cheese
potatoes
bread
chilli peppers
rice pudding
bananas
cat biscuits
peanuts
porridge
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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