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Bad beverage
Someone drugged my
flat white
and I woke up in
Cleethorpes
with
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gherkins
chilli peppers
peppercorns
watermelon
chicken wings
nacho cheese
avocados
porridge
cat biscuits
tinned frankfurters
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