Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my cappuccino and I woke up in Rochdale with …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Doritos spinach ice-cream cones fish fingers watermelon shallots nacho cheese prawns chilli peppers tomato ketchup

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.