Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my cappuccino and I woke up in Newcastle-under-Lyme with …

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gherkins chicken nuggets scrambled egg ice-cream cones tinned frankfurters prawn crackers watermelon shallots pitted olives porridge

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