Sorry I'm late today
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Bad beverage
Someone drugged my
cappuccino
and I woke up in
Mildenhall
with
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
lemons
chilli peppers
Marmite
shrimp
tinned frankfurters
gherkins
shallots
iceberg lettuce
hamburger relish
hummus
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