Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my cappuccino and I woke up in Halifax with …

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rice krispies iceberg lettuce Marmite spring rolls cat biscuits rice pudding bananas hamburger relish halloumi tinned frankfurters

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